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@Royce Young

There is list of tiebreaker categories based on the scoring elements you chose for your league. In almost 100% of normal leagues the points is a tiebreaker. So if your custom league ends in a 6-6 tie, whoever wins the points category would win the week.

If for some wack'ed reason you have a 5-5-2 tie where points is one of the categories that you're tied in, then it usually goes to the rebounding category. Then after that the % categories.

Anonymous :
Andrei Kirilenko, Mehmet Okur and Ronnie Price have all been ruled out for Sunday’s game against the Thunder.
Deron Williams, who is dealing with a sore shoulder, was not mentioned in the injury report, meaning he should be good to go. Kirilenko is dealing with a calf injury, Price has a bum wrist, but we’re still not sure why Okur won’t play, so we’ll guess “the flu.” Additionally, AK-47 and Price will have MRI’s on Monday. Stay tuned. Mar. 14 – 11:32 am et
Source: David Locke on Twitter

wow, not good news for Utah

here's the link to your source:

David Locke twitter page

hey Jazz... come on in

we'll turn on the lights for ya

and, by the way...

we've got someone who wants to see you!

;)

some *SERIOUS* hooping tonight

the Utah folks want to come in here and jazz around, but...

the Ford Center will be rocking and rolling!

get ready...

:)

oh, and...

good morning Oklahoma City

good morning!

ahhh, it's a new day...

smell the flowers

then

have a good breakfast

then

relax and kickback

because tonight, it's

Thunder basketball, baby!

@nick
That is an excellent question.

Hey Royce, any idea what happens when a fantasy playoff game ends in a tie? Looks like what's gonna happen in the first round game with me and f5alcon.

What about the cactus cuties?! Worst halftime ever.

@Sas
Obviously, the comments regarding explosives notwithstanding. Just needed to clarify. The rest of it was gut-busting.

@RedDirt717
LOVE IT.

Worst halftime show had to be the village people dude. OMG it freaked me out!

just horrible

The Onion is usually pretty good. Satire is standard fare for them, but the comment about explosives was a little much.

@crick
Yah but I figured it was at least worth posting. I love the onion.

@Cpt. C-Note

there have been plenty of comedians to poke fun at 9/11, sarah silverman in 'jesus is magic' comes to mind right now...

@crick
Jeff needs to grow the dreads back.

Cpt. C-Note :@crick

Did The Onion just take a shot at OKC for being bombed!? That’s pretty low and classless, IMO.

yes, they did

@crick
Did The Onion just take a shot at OKC for being bombed!? That's pretty low and classless, IMO.
Good friends/co-workers of my family died in that blast.
I'd like to see them try that with NYC.
Hey onion, KD plays defense now, btw! You should watch a game sometime.

I actually thought the Jazzercize thing was kinda cute. Different, but cute. They had the choreography down pretty well, which isn't always easy for that large a group. But I agree about local groups having a chance to perform on occasion at halftime though. Good for them. If you don't like it, there's always the beer stand. :)

Other than the escape artist who almost didn't, the one halftime show that kind of creeped me out was Rubberboy. Something wrong about what he does with a human body. By and large though, I've enjoyed the few halftime shows I've seen in person.

Deseps :
How many games are left? Think we can hit 50?

I predict 51

RedDirt717 :
http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/kevin_du...

good side: KD is working his way into the national psyche
bad side: it's not very funny

Deseps :
How many games are left? Think we can hit 50?

18, so we would have to go 10 and 8 the rest of the way, but 12 are against playoff teams, so its not as easy as that sounds.

How many games are left? Think we can hit 50?

http://www.theonion.com/content/infograph/kevin_du...

ok, here's the full story on the infamous cow encounter of Uncle Jeff:

Down on the farm

money quote:

"They had the cows confused with lions" Jonathan said with a laugh. "They kept looking at them like they were going to attack."

:)

"Use today to bask in the glory of 40 wins"

ok, how bout this:

40 wins!!!

:)

ok, I did find one funny old link...

Jeff Green -- afraid of cows?

Jeff green visits a farm

Dude, bowl lady = awesome. The dudes on the stilts are worse than all of this.

that Air Thunder segment, "The Story of Jeff Green", got me curious. I tried to find some pics of a younger Jeff with the braids, but there doesn't seem to be much.

This is all I came up with:
/braids and backpack

There are a bunch of great pics from his Hoya days. Here are a few:

ready to charge

flying to the bucket

screaming fist pump

Don't get me wrong, I love Chinese Bowl Lady, but I've literally seen her 50 times between OU basketball games and Thunder games.

@Durantula

I would put the people from last night's game at a solid 3rd place ahead of everyone else.

i don't know, the one with the escape artist that didn't escape and almost drowned was pretty bad... or was it really good?

Rankings of top halftime shows:
1. Chinese Bowl Lady
2. Fast (clothes) changers
3. Everyone else.

The worst halftime show ever was the lady trying to escape from the tank. I'm still freaked out about it. I would much prefer Jazzercise over that. Give some people from the community a chance to get out there. Good for them. Though I admit I wasnt there.

Chinese bowl lady is so awesome! I'd be happy seeing her every game! Every. Game!

...wow thats just...wow i hope there is something better for the jazz game bc i got me some sweet tickets, and being a 21 year old student at ou i dont need another excuse to drink

@Sas

I disagree with Royce that Jazzercise was the worst halftime show... at least it had the surreal WTF factor

Worst halftime show this year has to be Meant 2 Be featuring Baby Bash

Are you kidding? Chinese bowl lady is amazing. FIVE BOWLS OMG

Looks like there are some guys out there too. I'm impressed.

My understanding is that local groups can perform at halftime, but they are all required to purchase tickets. I would have thought however, that they would also be required to provide some entertainment value. Maybe I'll suggest to my grandmother that her mall walking group come and make some laps for us.

I am stunned. I guess I've had the fortune to only go on good half-time entertainment nights (the San Antonio January 13th game comes to mind...). I can only agree that it must be a fiendish ploy to push everyone out to get concessions. Even when I saw a high school marching band come to do halftime, it wasn't terrible. But uh... yeah.

Do we have a list of "worst Thunder half-time performances"? I don't know (having only been to a couple live) how they rate on the average. Either way, this is... suffice to say, it would have succeed in getting me to the alcohol counter.

mmmmmm... 40 wins. That's a good feeling.